Bathroom Explorations
So I used the men’s room on second floor of the old wing of Upham today. Not only did I find many interesting poems written and carved into the walls, I also got stuck in the stall.
Yes, that’s right, I got myself in, engaged the lock, and when I was ready to leave, the I could get the stall door to unlock. I tried with all my super strength and might to release the lock, but nothing would budge that thing. Consequently, I removed the stall door. And walked out.
Some of the things I saw on the walls:
Eat shit, Esker.
Fuck Delta X
Many other profanity filled poems.
I was impressed with the correct spelling and grammar used in the poems, despite their adult content. I guess that’s what you get from a building stocked with science majors.
Adam Kuhn signing off…
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