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Roommate Pranks

We’ve had a wild rampage of room mate pranks going on around the household lately. It all started when Adrian hid my razor and tripped me, oh yeah, and when Dave “accidentally” burnt my eyebrow (and then decided to even it out by burning the other one).

I don’t quite remember the chronological order of things, or exactly how everything went down, so I’ll just list some of the pranks and who did them for all to see.

Adrain:

Hid my razor in my room

Tripped me hard core while I was running to grab something out of the oven

Stole my spare razor

Unlaced all of my shoes, hid the laces, and hid the shoes

Stole all of my sheets, pillows, and blankets and hid them

Dave:

Burned my eyebrows with a lighter

Ransacked my room and hid my remote controls

Locked me out of my room countless times

Locked me in Adrian’s room and wouldn’t help me got out, I had to remove the hinges.

Dave, Adrian, and Jared:

Took my just-bought half galon of chocolate milk, drank it while taking pictures, made a photoshopped wall paper of it, and put it as my desktop on my computer

Me:

Shot the hands and front tooth off of Dave’s rabbit figurine

Parked my car 2 inches from Dave’s driver-side door

Lit the back of Dave’s head on fire in retaliation for the eyebrow thing

Put a picture of my mugshot with the phrase “I’m watching you” under it as Adrian’s desktop

Moved a good third of Adrian’s room into the back seat and trunk of Dave’s car

Put Adrian’s queen size mattress in the foyer, his box spring outside on the side of the house, and put all of his sheets and pillows in Dave’s car

Put salt and hot sauce in Adrian and Dave’s shampoo

Hid Dave’s toothbrush on the top of his ceiling fan

Hid Dave’s razor in his speaker

Hid Adrian’s razor in his subwoofer

Hid Adrian’s toothbrush in the ventilation in his room

Hid 4 bags of chips, two boxes of granola bars, and a bag of oreos in random spots around Dave’s room

Put a BIOS password on Dave’s computer – wouldn’t even boot to Windows without the password. He had to take the entire computer apart to clear the password.

Took out the lightswitch to Dave’s room and hid all the parts in the ventilation in his room. (I got electrocuted twice while doing this).

Keep in mind, most of my pranks were retaliatory. It seems that we are all evened up now, so the pranks my stop for a bit. However, we all have something in mind if they start up again – let’s hope for the sake of our health that they don’t.