News for November 2008

Adam Kuhn & The Movies: Fred Clause

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Synopsis: Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas (a.k.a Santa Claus) grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who’s run out of luck and money. Eventually Fred’s bad behavior catches up with him and he is sent to jail. His only recourse is to turn to his brother. Over Mrs. Claus’ objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa’s Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn’t exactly elf material and cut out for creating toys and spreading good cheer. With Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year and ruin Christmas.

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Posted: November 30th, 2008
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4 AM Shoppers: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!?

“When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling ‘I’ve been in line since yesterday morning,’ she said. They kept shopping.”

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Posted: November 28th, 2008
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YouTube Hilarity

Tim showed this to me at work:

Posted: November 27th, 2008
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